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If the Avengers Initiative was honest

  • Tony Stark: Let's do a head count.
  • Tony Stark: There's yours truly, hot sauce with a heart condition.
  • Tony Stark: There's a green guy who flirts with me.
  • Tony Stark: A pissy patriot in tights whom Daddy liked best.
  • Tony Stark: A ginger bitch.
  • Tony Stark: Katniss Everdeen.
  • Tony Stark: L'Oreal with a mallet.
  • Tony Stark: All taking orders from a one-eyed guy with snakes on his plane...
  • Tony Stark: To go against you, a tall drink of water who's made a deal with the devil and has an unlimited power source.
  • Tony Stark: Damn.
  • Tony Stark: I need to talk to some Scotch about this.

My mom is yelling at my brother and I overheard this.

  • Mom: GO TO YOUR ROOM
  • Brother: that's not fair
  • Mom: DO AS I SAY.
  • Brother: You never send Lizzie to her room when she's in trouble!!
  • Mom: Lizzie never leaves her room. If she were in trouble I'd make her sit in the living room or go outside or talk to human beings.
  • Me: I CAN HEAR YOU.

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Key’s crazy dance.. xD

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rainbowdash4ever:

ikite-iku:

alaynestone:longtimeloverslongtimefriends:

that’s one patient kitty. 

awwwww.

XDXDXD he look like ” DA HELL” 

Puppy Thor: BROTHER

BROTHER LOVE ME

LET ME HUG YOU

BROTHER.

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spicegirlsofficial:

when album booklets dont have the lyrics in it

just me being a kpop fan

  • Friend: Geez, why are you being so careless--
  • Me: CARELESS, CARELESS, SHOOT ANONYMOUS, ANONYMOUS--
  • Friend: Hey, let me see you History--
  • Me: EVERY EVERY EVERY DAY NAEGA MANDEUN HISTORY--
  • Friend: Oh! I'm sorry--
  • Me: SORRY SORRY SORRY SORRY NAEGA NAEGA NAEGA NAEGA--
  • Friend: The weather is so hot--
  • Me: HOT SUMMER HOT HOT SUMMER--
  • Friend: Be careful! It's dangerou---
  • Me: I'M IN DA-DA-DA-DANGER--
  • Friend: Why are you--
  • Me: WHYYY WHY WHY WHY WHYYYY--
  • Friend: Oh look, he's so shy---
  • Me: YOU ARE MY SHY SHY SHY BOY--
  • Friend: Hey, have you buy the ticket--
  • Me: TICKET ONE WAY TICKET ONE WAY--
  • Friend: OH!--
  • Me: OH OH OH OPPAREUL SARANGHAE--
  • Friend: Ah, Nothing's---
  • Me: NOTHING'S OVER NOTHING'S OVER~
  • Friend: Just wear a simple dress like---
  • Me: BWARA MR SIMPLE SIMPLE--
  • Friend: Please hand me my pen---
  • Me: MY MY MY YOU'RE MY~
  • Friend: What a shocking--
  • Me: EVERYDAY I SHOCK (SHOCK)--
  • Friend: I HATE THAT BI--
  • Me: I HATE YOU EEEEH EEEEH EEEEEH EH EH
  • Friend: OH MY GOD---
  • Me: OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD GOD~
  • Friend: Geez, could you at least smile?
  • Me: AND CAN YOU SMILE?
  • Friend: Watch your step--
  • Me: JUST STEP IT UP STEP IT UP--